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[alarm ringing]

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[♪♪ "Bitch It's Me" playing]

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[alarm stops]

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♪♪ Baby, I'm good
I'm making money in the hood ♪♪

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♪♪ I wrote every song
Like I knew I would ♪♪

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♪♪ Gir,l bounce, bounce
Get down and bounce ♪♪

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-Hi, Barbara.
-Morning.

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♪♪ That’s right, bitch
I built the city ♪♪

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♪♪ Better watch your mouth
'‘‘Cause I’m feeling
Kinda petty ♪♪

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♪♪ Girl, bounce, bounce
Get down and bounce ♪♪

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♪♪ Doing what I please
So I make it count ♪♪

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-[coworker] Morning, team.
-Mary,

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I did that scan
on the Kellogg's deck for you.

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I caught a few errors
on slide three

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and I attempted a fun little
dissolve effect at the end.

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[sighs] Thank you.
You're the best, Anton.

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[chuckles] Oh, stop. Continue.

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[alarm rings]

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♪♪ Is it her? Is it him?
Bitch it's me ♪♪

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And these are record numbers.

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-Well done, Anton.
-Very impressive.

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-[alarm rings]
-Bye, Carl.

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[♪♪ song continues]

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-Oh, midnight oil, huh?
-Burning it.

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New Daily comes out
in five hours.

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-I belong to
the Church of Barbaro.
-[chuckles] See you tomorrow.

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[alarm rings]

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-[coworker] Thank you, Anton.
-Of course.

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-[alarm rings]
-[chuckles]

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♪♪ Bitch, bitch, it's me ♪♪

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We've had a bit of feedback
on the UX side for
the ad-supported tiers,

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-but I think
the design pitches will help.
-Agreed.

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[Serena]
We're pleased with the results,
and we want to roll this out

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across all the verticals,
so stay tuned.

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Really nice work, Serena.

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Great job, queen!

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[Barbara] So impressive!

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-Cunt alert.
-[people gasp]

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[gasps]

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[Anton clears throat]

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What did you say?

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[♪♪ "Bad Advice" playing]

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♪♪ I need some bad advice ♪♪

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♪♪ Stay up tonight ♪♪

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♪♪ We'll make it out alive ♪♪

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[♪♪ song ends]

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You said the C-word
in a work meeting?

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I don't know.

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I was tired,
and I was texting you guys,
and I-I-I slipped up.

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-And I never slip up at work.
-Okay, who cares?

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I mean, I probably say "cunt,"

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-like, five times a day. What?
-[groans] Could we not say it,
please?

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Not say "cunt"?

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Ah, Yes! [groans]
Guys, it is an awful word.

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-[Issa] Paul Baker.
-Please, I am
the son of a mother.

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But, Anton,
you probably meant it in like
a fun, casual Drag Race way.

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-Yeah.
-I mean,
your coworkers know you.

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-I'm sure they get it.
-[Anton] No, they know

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a very specific version
of me, okay?

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You guys
don't get what it's like
in a corporate environment.

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-They don't take well to cunt.
-[groans]

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Sorry.

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And I was on track
to get my own office this year.

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I was going
to get a partial view
of Bryant Park.

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It's fine,
they'll forget about it
in like a day or two.

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-And plus, Anton,
you hate your job.
-[Issa] True.

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That's true. You're like
always complaining about it.

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Yeah, obviously I hate my job,
okay, but I-I was
doing well there.

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And it afforded me
a beautiful lifestyle

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where I could get drunk
and buy pashminas online.

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Well, if it makes
you feel any better, I'm
also dreading work this week.

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Vladi has me working
at the Manhattan
location tomorrow.

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-Oh, that sucks.
-[Issa gasps] I'm sorry.

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-Why? What's wrong with that?
-Oh, you don't know?

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-[Billie] No.
-[Issa] Girl.

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Look, look, it's insane.

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Hey, man, would you rather
do a dare of our choosing
or chug a gallon of milk?

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[robot voice] "Milk or Dare."

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Oh, my God!

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Oh, why did you choose milk?
Why'd you choose milk?

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I don't know.

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Yeah, Paul Baker has
"man on the street" face.

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-"Man on the street" face?
-[Paul] Yeah.

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Every time I'm in Manhattan,
something like
this happens to me.

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-Every time?
-[Paul] Yeah,

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something about me just reads
very approachable
to these people.

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[exhales] Damn my kind eyes
and open heart.

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-[gasps]
-[Issa] What?

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Carol from HR
just put a meeting

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on my calendar on Friday,
and she's an actual cu--

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[groans]

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[sighs] Well, that's it.
I've lost my job.

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Oh, my God, what is wrong
with these people?

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Don't they get
that language evolves,

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like how "bitch" used
to be for dogs,

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and then it was for rude women,
and now it's for cool women.

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No, most of my coworkers
are like 50, Issa.

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I can't convince
an entire generation
that their most offensive word

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-is now a way
to describe knee-high boots.
-[scoffs]

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Unless...

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[both] Need to normalize
"cunt" at work.

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[both] Oh, my God.

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-Do you still have that--
-Banana Republic gift card
from my cousin?

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-Yes, duh.
Check the job boards.
-Yes. Okay.

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-Yeah, I'm on it.
-[Issa] Okay, yes, okay. Okay!

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We are a go on Operation Cunt.

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[groans] I'm sorry. That's it.
I'm sorry. [stammering]

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I'm calling my mom
and then your mom and
your mom, and I'm checking in!

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[groans]

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[traffic noises]

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-[elevator bell dings]
-Okay,

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so remember you're just
a normal corporate girlie
who wants a temp job,

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and then once you're hired,
you're going to casually drop
the C-word.

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Right. And then everyone
will know that language evolves
and you'll keep your job.

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Yes, so if they ask
if you're proficient with AI,

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you're gonna say,
"Oh, yeah, AI is cunt."

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I can't believe you have
to come in here
every single day.

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I can literally feel
my joie de vivre slipping away.

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I know, it's the worst.

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-Okay, but you've got this.
-I know.

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Just remember, take all
of your normal Issa instincts,

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the things I love so much,
and then do the exact opposite.

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-Okay.
-You got it?

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What?

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-There was no leadership,
and I took over...
-[Ron] So we outperformed

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our Q2 numbers by 34%.

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Oh, and exciting news,
everybody.

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So Serena will be running point
for the Halls account.

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Whoo. Yes, Serena!

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Serena's been on fire
ever since that
new Nalgene, right?

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[chuckles]
You could fill an aquarium
with that thing.

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What's that supposed to mean?

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Nothing.

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It's not... It's not supposed
to mean anything.

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You're so small
and it's-it's so-so big.

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-Team, sorry to interrupt.
-[Anton] Oh, look.

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I would like to give
a big PinDrop welcome
to our newest temp, Issa!

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[Issa chuckling]

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Thank you so much.
I am so excited to be here.

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[Anton] Oh, I have a thought.

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Um, should we play
that fun game that we do

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-with the new temps?
-Right.

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Um, so, Issa, we ask new hires
to describe themselves
in three words.

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-Oh, so fun. [chuckles]
-What would those be for you?

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Oh, oh.

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Those words, those words
would have to be...

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[clicks tongue] Um...

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[whispering] Cunt.

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Cunt.

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Coffee, coffee, coffee.

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Mmm, mm-mmm, mmm.

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Coffee, coffee, coffee,
because I am just addicted
to that stuff.

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-[chuckles] Am I allowed
to say that here?
-Yes!

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[all laughing]

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Oh, I think you're gonna fit
in here just fine.

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-I killed. [laughing]
-[all laughing]

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-What's up, buddy?
-Mmm?

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Oh, nothing. Billie's just out
on her big date.

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This is your coworker
you set her up with?

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Yeah, you could say that.

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That's fun, man. Cute.

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So there I was at my new gig
canvassing for Green Horizon,

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and with my absolute stallion
of a protégé, Greg,

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and I realized he's pretty
but he doesn't even know it.

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Plus, he's an absolute beast
at snagging signatures,

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AKA a go-getter, AKA...

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-Billie's type.
-Billie's type.

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So I introduced them,
and now we're
on date number two.

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[chuckles] Wow, that's huge.

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Yeah, I figured now
that I'm a relationship guy,

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I can, like, focus
on helping you guys find love.

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I'm like whatever Cupid was.

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-Like a matchmaker?
-Or like a god.

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-God among men.
-[car door opens, closes]

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Oh. They're back.
Play it cool, play it cool.

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-Yeah, play it cool.
-You play it cool.

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[Greg] He'll be okay.

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They're here. Play it cool.

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-Hey.
-Hey!

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Oh, my God, how was it?

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How was it?
Ah, sorry, I can't handle it.
How was it?

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It was...

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great.

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-Yeah, it was great.
-It was great.

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-So good.
-Boom!

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What did I say? Cupid.

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Got a keeper! [chuckles]

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-[phone buzzing]
-Oh, my God. Boom.

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Sorry, this is Carly.
Hey, baby.

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-[Carly] How'd it go?
-They just got home
and it was great.

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-Yeah!
-Oh, you did it!

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I know, sorry
I was freaking out before,
but I'm good now.

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[Carly] Good job, baby!

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-So, how bad?
-Oh, it fucking sucked.

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-[stammers]
-Oh, no.

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-You can tell him. Yeah.
-Oh, great. Yeah.

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No, so bad.
We really do not click.

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-Yeah, I really
did not enjoy myself.
-And I didn't enjoy myself.

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-No, and it's not
that he's bad.
-No, or that she's bad.

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-It's just that
we're bad together.
-Right.

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Sure.

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Well, also you're a little bad.

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-Yeah, you are too.
-Yeah.

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Okay, then why the second date?

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I wanted to give it
my best shot

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'cause, you know, Samir,
he's technically my supervisor

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and I just do not want to look
for another job right now.

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And he's been so excited
and, you know, invested.

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-Yeah.
-You know,
he totally misled me about you.

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-You're not funny at all.
-I'm not funny!

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-Mmm.
-And you don't ask
any questions about me.

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It's like you're not curious
about my life.

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I'm not curious about
your life. Give me something
to be curious about.

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-Ha! I don't want to.
-But maybe we're
overthinking this.

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I mean, he can probably
handle it, right?

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Oh, and then our kids
will be the exact same age.

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Boom!

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-It's a lot of booms.
-A lot of booms.

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So what,
you just didn't say it?

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-Not yet, no.
-[Anton] Can you believe that?

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She's just fully working
at my company now.

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She sat through six meetings
while I'm out here,
like, fighting for my life.

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Okay, it's not my fault that
I have a knack for
making denks, Anton.

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"Denks"?

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The word is "decks," Issa.

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What?

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Well, that makes no sense.

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Anyway, you're not there
to make "denks."

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You're there to flood
the zone with cunt!

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00:09:33,012 --> 00:09:34,616
He assigned me a lot of denks.

231
00:09:34,683 --> 00:09:36,820
I can't picture you
in an office, Iss.

232
00:09:36,953 --> 00:09:38,156
-Me neither.
-[Issa] Me neither!

233
00:09:38,289 --> 00:09:40,427
But then I just did
what Anton said.

234
00:09:40,493 --> 00:09:44,468
I followed none of
my natural instincts, and now
they love me. [chuckles]

235
00:09:44,735 --> 00:09:47,241
And if I said that word, like,
they would just look at me

236
00:09:47,307 --> 00:09:50,615
totally differently, like,
the way they look at you.

237
00:09:50,915 --> 00:09:52,686
That's the whole point.

238
00:09:52,918 --> 00:09:56,693
I just think
it's a lot of effort
for a job that you hate, Anton.

239
00:09:56,893 --> 00:09:58,797
Think of my pashminas!

240
00:09:58,964 --> 00:10:02,104
Okay, me becoming
an esteemed member of the
company will actually make it

241
00:10:02,104 --> 00:10:04,576
all the more powerful
when I eventually do
say the word.

242
00:10:04,643 --> 00:10:06,145
Okay, great.

243
00:10:06,145 --> 00:10:07,213
In a month or two.

244
00:10:07,280 --> 00:10:09,184
I don't have
a month or two, Issa.

245
00:10:09,217 --> 00:10:12,123
My HR meeting's
on Friday, okay?
I need someone to say it.

246
00:10:12,758 --> 00:10:14,128
[exhales]

247
00:10:14,629 --> 00:10:16,766
I'm going to have
to hire an actor
off Backstage.com.

248
00:10:17,300 --> 00:10:19,004
-I'm gonna have to watch tapes.
-[phone buzzes]

249
00:10:19,070 --> 00:10:20,339
I'm gonna be late for work.

250
00:10:20,406 --> 00:10:21,809
-Same.
-Same.

251
00:10:22,911 --> 00:10:24,782
-No.
-[Issa]
That could have been cute.

252
00:10:24,882 --> 00:10:26,251
That could be a cute thing
we both did.

253
00:10:26,351 --> 00:10:28,322
-Have a nice day.
-[Issa] You can't be mad at me.

254
00:10:28,624 --> 00:10:29,792
-Have fun at work.
-[Samir] Bye.

255
00:10:30,026 --> 00:10:31,161
Love you.

256
00:10:34,435 --> 00:10:35,938
God, I need a job.

257
00:10:49,264 --> 00:10:50,934
-Oh, fuck.
-[interviewer]
How's it going today?

258
00:10:51,068 --> 00:10:53,005
I'm sorry, man.
I got to get to work.

259
00:10:53,172 --> 00:10:55,277
Hey, what's your name,
and what's your message
of positivity for the world?

260
00:10:55,343 --> 00:10:56,880
My name is Paul Baker.

261
00:10:57,013 --> 00:10:59,385
That's p...
That's beautiful. Uh...

262
00:10:59,686 --> 00:11:01,623
Okay,
if I had one thing to say--

263
00:11:01,823 --> 00:11:04,461
Psych! Paul Baker,
we just looked up every
female member of your family.

264
00:11:04,529 --> 00:11:08,203
You have 30 seconds
to rank them or we're going
to tell them that you died.

265
00:11:08,269 --> 00:11:09,238
Fuck!

266
00:11:09,304 --> 00:11:12,044
-Uh, my aunt Carrie Baker.
-[dings]

267
00:11:12,176 --> 00:11:13,914
-My other aunt Susan Baker.
-[dings]

268
00:11:14,114 --> 00:11:15,117
Do I have to keep going?

269
00:11:15,183 --> 00:11:17,955
-Yeah.
-Okay. I guess my grandma then.

270
00:11:18,055 --> 00:11:20,192
-Mom's side or Dad's side?
-Mom's side.

271
00:11:26,439 --> 00:11:28,911
The C-word is
so not a big deal, right?
Like you say it.

272
00:11:29,077 --> 00:11:30,814
Oh, yeah. Like all the time.

273
00:11:30,881 --> 00:11:33,152
With me and my friends,
it's like the most normal
word in the world.

274
00:11:33,219 --> 00:11:34,689
Exactly, okay.

275
00:11:34,756 --> 00:11:36,158
So maybe you could just, like,
tell the others it's a thing.

276
00:11:36,191 --> 00:11:37,661
Oh, no.

277
00:11:38,362 --> 00:11:40,466
No, dude.
I'm not trying to get fired.

278
00:11:41,268 --> 00:11:43,406
-Lily.
-No, you said it at work, dude.

279
00:11:43,406 --> 00:11:46,245
-You're basically a leper now.
-Remember when I came
to your improv show?

280
00:11:46,779 --> 00:11:49,284
Remember when
I suggested the Great Wall
of China like you told me to?

281
00:11:49,384 --> 00:11:51,021
You swore you would never speak
about that.

282
00:11:51,088 --> 00:11:52,691
-Well, I'm speaking
of it now, okay?
-No!

283
00:11:52,758 --> 00:11:55,029
Even I know it's "yes and".
You said no a hundred times.

284
00:11:55,096 --> 00:11:57,367
You're not taking away
my pickleball. No.

285
00:11:57,433 --> 00:11:59,438
[Serena]
Hey, do you want to join
our dodgeball league?

286
00:11:59,471 --> 00:12:01,676
We have a big match against
accounts receivable on Sunday.

287
00:12:01,843 --> 00:12:05,083
Uh-uh, I don't know.
If they can dodge balls
as well as Ron dodges emails,

288
00:12:05,150 --> 00:12:06,819
then we might be
in a little bit of trouble.

289
00:12:07,053 --> 00:12:08,422
[laughing]

290
00:12:08,489 --> 00:12:10,628
-I'm in, Serena!
I'm very in. [chuckles]
-[Serena] Yay!

291
00:12:10,894 --> 00:12:13,800
-[Issa] Putting it in my cal.
-[Anton] Hi, Ron. Hi, Mary.

292
00:12:15,137 --> 00:12:18,042
-Um...
-[Ron clears throat]

293
00:12:20,847 --> 00:12:21,816
[Issa clears throat]

294
00:12:22,183 --> 00:12:24,020
-You're avoiding me.
-What? No, no, I'm not.

295
00:12:24,655 --> 00:12:28,195
[whispers]
I just don't want people
to know how close we are.

296
00:12:28,764 --> 00:12:30,433
For the plan.

297
00:12:30,500 --> 00:12:31,970
[scoffs]
Okay, well, either way,
I don't need you anymore.

298
00:12:32,136 --> 00:12:33,540
-What?
-I'm bringing in backup.

299
00:12:34,074 --> 00:12:35,777
What does that mean?

300
00:12:36,011 --> 00:12:39,050
Today the word will be spoken,
and all you have
to do is laugh.

301
00:12:39,150 --> 00:12:40,954
That's it. Just act like
it's not a big deal, okay?

302
00:12:41,054 --> 00:12:42,390
-Okay. Great. Easy. Easy.
-Can you do that?

303
00:12:42,457 --> 00:12:44,829
-I got you.
-Let's get started, guys.

304
00:12:45,329 --> 00:12:47,669
Got a lot on the agenda today.

305
00:12:47,969 --> 00:12:51,576
Um, Mary,
can you give us the update
for the Holbrook account...

306
00:12:51,776 --> 00:12:52,945
Sorry to interrupt.

307
00:12:53,012 --> 00:12:55,483
I, uh-- I have a lunch order
for Barbara.

308
00:12:55,817 --> 00:12:58,523
-Oh, that's me. Thanks.
-You brought Samir?

309
00:12:58,590 --> 00:13:00,459
-[shushes]
-Thank you.

310
00:13:04,200 --> 00:13:07,474
Wow, Barbara,
that Harvest Salad
is looking cunt.

311
00:13:07,542 --> 00:13:09,244
[all gasping]

312
00:13:11,549 --> 00:13:12,651
Laugh.

313
00:13:13,052 --> 00:13:16,258
Issa, just laugh, please.
What are you doing?

314
00:13:18,095 --> 00:13:20,200
How dare you?

315
00:13:20,534 --> 00:13:22,337
[all gasping]

316
00:13:22,337 --> 00:13:23,773
What are you doing?

317
00:13:24,040 --> 00:13:26,980
You cannot talk like that here
in this house of business.

318
00:13:27,046 --> 00:13:28,449
-Yeah.
-[Issa] This is not the docks.

319
00:13:28,583 --> 00:13:32,591
So you get out of here
and you scram,

320
00:13:33,359 --> 00:13:34,495
scram out of here!

321
00:13:34,929 --> 00:13:36,198
I just have
like 20 more salads.

322
00:13:36,298 --> 00:13:38,435
We don't want
your lettuce, sailor boy!

323
00:13:38,536 --> 00:13:42,611
You leave and scram
and have a good day out there.

324
00:13:44,214 --> 00:13:45,884
-Are you okay?
-I'm okay.

325
00:13:46,051 --> 00:13:48,188
That was very brave, Issa.

326
00:13:48,255 --> 00:13:50,226
Yeah,
you really stood up for us.

327
00:13:50,961 --> 00:13:56,573
Guys, we are
PinDrop Digital Advertising!

328
00:13:56,640 --> 00:13:57,975
-Yeah!
-Yes, we are!

329
00:13:58,075 --> 00:14:01,081
-God, I love my work family!
-[all cheering]

330
00:14:02,484 --> 00:14:03,821
-Yes!
-Yes!

331
00:14:04,020 --> 00:14:05,958
[chanting] PinDrop! PinDrop!

332
00:14:06,025 --> 00:14:07,260
[all chanting] PinDrop!

333
00:14:07,327 --> 00:14:08,295
PinDrop!

334
00:14:08,362 --> 00:14:09,398
PinDrop!

335
00:14:09,398 --> 00:14:11,268
PinDrop! PinDrop!

336
00:14:11,335 --> 00:14:12,872
PinDrop!

337
00:14:13,239 --> 00:14:17,013
Okay, and so this
is the kitchen, and now we're
heading to the living room.

338
00:14:17,080 --> 00:14:20,453
-It's got a couch.
-Nice. Couches are my shit.

339
00:14:20,520 --> 00:14:22,925
-[whispers]
Hey, what is happening?
-I don't know.

340
00:14:23,025 --> 00:14:25,029
-Uh, show you upstairs.
-Whose house is this?

341
00:14:25,129 --> 00:14:27,500
Samir's parents.
It's a whole thing...

342
00:14:27,968 --> 00:14:29,806
-Is that the guy?
-I don't know.

343
00:14:29,873 --> 00:14:31,609
Oh, how'd it go?

344
00:14:31,642 --> 00:14:36,085
Well, I called
a Harvest Salad "cunt"
and got slapped in the mouth.

345
00:14:36,151 --> 00:14:38,489
So it's a Mad Libs
series of events.

346
00:14:38,489 --> 00:14:39,759
[Billie] Totally.

347
00:14:39,992 --> 00:14:41,295
[Samir] Whoa.

348
00:14:41,428 --> 00:14:44,367
Well, well, well,
a little lunch date?

349
00:14:44,434 --> 00:14:47,106
I mean, it's clear skies
towards date six.

350
00:14:47,173 --> 00:14:49,211
So, at that point
we're exclusive?

351
00:14:49,278 --> 00:14:52,483
Actually, Samir,
uh, Greg is here because

352
00:14:52,618 --> 00:14:55,023
we want to talk to you
about something.

353
00:14:55,323 --> 00:14:57,226
-Okay.
-[Billie] Greg, want to sit?

354
00:15:00,568 --> 00:15:02,036
What's going on?

355
00:15:02,103 --> 00:15:04,307
-There's no easy way
to say this, uh...
-[Greg] Yeah.

356
00:15:04,474 --> 00:15:09,685
Greg and I have decided
that we are not going to be
seeing each other anymore.

357
00:15:10,687 --> 00:15:11,889
What?

358
00:15:11,956 --> 00:15:13,025
No.

359
00:15:13,459 --> 00:15:16,265
No, come on. What?
No, this is a joke.

360
00:15:16,364 --> 00:15:18,168
This is like when people joke
about stuff--

361
00:15:18,235 --> 00:15:19,706
We know it feels really big
to set people up.

362
00:15:19,773 --> 00:15:23,178
-Yeah.
-But this time
it just didn't work out.

363
00:15:24,949 --> 00:15:25,851
Nope.

364
00:15:26,351 --> 00:15:27,521
-No?
-Nuh-uh.

365
00:15:27,588 --> 00:15:29,190
I'm not letting you guys quit
on each other.

366
00:15:29,257 --> 00:15:30,761
-Okay, Samir, we're not a fit.
-[Greg] Right.

367
00:15:30,828 --> 00:15:32,665
-We're not a fit.
-It's just a chemistry thing.

368
00:15:32,731 --> 00:15:34,034
Can't argue with chemistry.

369
00:15:34,101 --> 00:15:35,504
-It's nature.
-It's science.

370
00:15:36,104 --> 00:15:37,340
[Samir sighs] Hmm.

371
00:15:37,674 --> 00:15:39,879
-Chemistry?
-[both] Mm-hmm.

372
00:15:40,648 --> 00:15:42,952
-Then I can
actually help with that.
-No.

373
00:15:43,019 --> 00:15:46,526
Okay, so you're gonna
want to make sure that
you're kissing on the neck,

374
00:15:46,593 --> 00:15:47,595
just like...

375
00:15:47,662 --> 00:15:49,164
-Samir.
-See, even that.

376
00:15:49,330 --> 00:15:50,266
I'm gonna need you to stop.

377
00:15:50,333 --> 00:15:51,870
And are you guys
doing ear stuff?

378
00:15:51,936 --> 00:15:54,976
-Samir.
-A chew, a nibble,
a little tongue flick.

379
00:15:55,410 --> 00:15:57,648
It's an androgynous zone.
Did you know that?

380
00:15:57,648 --> 00:15:59,552
-Erogenous.
-Yes.

381
00:15:59,652 --> 00:16:01,321
-That's not what you said.
-Okay, you know what?

382
00:16:01,388 --> 00:16:03,527
I have a book about this.
Give me two seconds.

383
00:16:03,560 --> 00:16:04,896
[Billie] Samir.

384
00:16:04,963 --> 00:16:06,933
[Samir]
Going to fix this right up.

385
00:16:07,166 --> 00:16:08,268
[Billie sighs]

386
00:16:09,304 --> 00:16:11,676
[sighs] Okay, well, that's it.

387
00:16:12,210 --> 00:16:14,549
We're gonna have to get married
and raise kids.

388
00:16:15,115 --> 00:16:17,120
And we're going to be buried
next to each other.

389
00:16:18,556 --> 00:16:21,963
Well, actually, I want
to be cremated. It's better
for the environment.

390
00:16:22,163 --> 00:16:23,766
Greg. I don't fucking care.

391
00:16:43,305 --> 00:16:44,508
-[woman] Excuse me?
-[yelps]

392
00:16:44,808 --> 00:16:46,612
Can you help me, young man?

393
00:16:47,013 --> 00:16:48,382
Ah. Yes.

394
00:16:48,448 --> 00:16:50,019
Yeah, hi, sorry,
how can I help you?

395
00:16:50,286 --> 00:16:54,060
Good, 'cause you're on
Gay Granny's Trivia Crashout!

396
00:16:54,394 --> 00:16:57,166
Fuck. Sorry, I'm late for work.
I gotta run.

397
00:16:57,333 --> 00:16:58,636
-Fill in the blank.
-Okay.

398
00:16:58,636 --> 00:17:01,207
Jimmy Carter was...

399
00:17:02,377 --> 00:17:03,780
-President?
-[buzzes]

400
00:17:03,846 --> 00:17:06,285
Closeted homo in my opinion.
Next question.

401
00:17:06,352 --> 00:17:11,461
If Ronald Reagan
had longer feet, would that
have changed anything?

402
00:17:14,802 --> 00:17:15,804
[chimes]

403
00:17:17,106 --> 00:17:19,210
[Issa] Anton,
could you please come in here?

404
00:17:20,145 --> 00:17:21,348
Mm-hmm. Yeah.

405
00:17:21,414 --> 00:17:22,517
[scoffs]

406
00:17:26,826 --> 00:17:28,931
-Hi.
-Is this your office?

407
00:17:28,997 --> 00:17:31,936
Oh, no. They just said
I could post up here till
Todd gets back from Taipei.

408
00:17:32,069 --> 00:17:33,673
-Of course they did.
-Please sit.

409
00:17:33,706 --> 00:17:36,746
-So, I have my HR meeting
in ten minutes.
-I saw, yeah.

410
00:17:37,079 --> 00:17:38,884
And you completely
abandoned me, for what?

411
00:17:38,884 --> 00:17:40,588
To work in digital ad sales?

412
00:17:40,654 --> 00:17:43,660
We do a lot more here
than digital ad sales, Anton.

413
00:17:43,727 --> 00:17:45,330
Oh, my God, Issa!

414
00:17:45,429 --> 00:17:46,799
I'm sorry it turned out
this way, Anton.

415
00:17:47,099 --> 00:17:49,171
I really am, but, you know,
it is not my fault

416
00:17:49,270 --> 00:17:51,308
that I actually connect
with this place.

417
00:17:51,509 --> 00:17:53,211
-Oh, you connect?
-I do.

418
00:17:53,278 --> 00:17:57,521
I know it sounds crazy,
but I actually like work.

419
00:17:57,588 --> 00:17:59,190
[scoffs] Mm-hmm.

420
00:17:59,257 --> 00:18:02,464
Anton, do you know
how many things I've tried

421
00:18:02,597 --> 00:18:04,635
to get the voice
in my head to be quiet?

422
00:18:04,702 --> 00:18:05,770
No.

423
00:18:06,071 --> 00:18:09,311
Therapy, ketamine,
so many wigs,

424
00:18:09,377 --> 00:18:12,517
and then I come here,
and I enter this, like,

425
00:18:12,617 --> 00:18:15,255
fugue state where...
[chuckles] ...like,

426
00:18:15,322 --> 00:18:20,166
for ten hours a day,
all I care about is this.

427
00:18:20,299 --> 00:18:23,539
I realized this is
how you do it.

428
00:18:24,207 --> 00:18:27,781
This is how
you make time go by.

429
00:18:28,583 --> 00:18:29,651
[exhales]

430
00:18:30,285 --> 00:18:33,125
Don't you think
I know that, Issa?

431
00:18:33,258 --> 00:18:34,595
Well, but no,
you hate your job!

432
00:18:34,662 --> 00:18:36,866
-No, I don't!
-Yes, you always say that!

433
00:18:36,932 --> 00:18:40,139
No, I just say that at home
because it's lame to be like,
"I love work.

434
00:18:40,205 --> 00:18:41,509
I love my job," okay?

435
00:18:41,609 --> 00:18:44,281
But when I'm here,
I care about it so much.

436
00:18:44,414 --> 00:18:46,385
[scoffs]
I love these people, okay?

437
00:18:46,552 --> 00:18:48,155
I love Barbara. I love her.

438
00:18:48,589 --> 00:18:51,462
I care that Mary
gets her flaxseed granola
in the morning.

439
00:18:51,562 --> 00:18:54,735
I want so deeply for Ron
to get his new monitor

440
00:18:54,802 --> 00:18:56,739
so that he doesn't hurt
his bad little back,

441
00:18:56,806 --> 00:19:00,747
and most of all, I love,
I love that it takes me

442
00:19:00,814 --> 00:19:03,586
out of myself
for hours at a time.

443
00:19:03,753 --> 00:19:05,524
[chuckling] Isn't it amazing?

444
00:19:05,591 --> 00:19:08,563
-It's transcendent!
-Yeah, we are
transcending self!

445
00:19:08,629 --> 00:19:10,734
Yes, it's a sublime experience!

446
00:19:10,800 --> 00:19:13,973
Why do you think I'm holding
on to it so fucking tightly?

447
00:19:14,040 --> 00:19:15,610
[panting]

448
00:19:19,685 --> 00:19:21,454
I had no idea.

449
00:19:22,490 --> 00:19:23,760
Well, now you know.

450
00:19:24,529 --> 00:19:29,171
Just in time for me to lose it
all because I made
one mistake one time

451
00:19:29,237 --> 00:19:31,341
that now no one can forget.

452
00:19:32,110 --> 00:19:34,648
But hey, enjoy Todd's office.

453
00:19:34,748 --> 00:19:37,487
[clicks tongue]
The partial view
of Bryant Park.

454
00:19:38,155 --> 00:19:40,325
[sobbing]
It's partially stunning.

455
00:19:42,364 --> 00:19:44,200
[thunder rumbling]

456
00:19:45,971 --> 00:19:47,507
[knocks on door]

457
00:19:53,251 --> 00:19:54,420
[Billie] Oh, God.

458
00:19:55,422 --> 00:19:56,926
Hey, what are you doing here?

459
00:19:56,993 --> 00:19:58,262
I quit my job.

460
00:19:58,863 --> 00:20:01,201
-What?
-I turned in my vest.

461
00:20:01,602 --> 00:20:03,906
I told Samir that
I'm moving to Peoria.

462
00:20:05,109 --> 00:20:06,211
We're free.

463
00:20:06,512 --> 00:20:09,184
You-You did that for me?

464
00:20:09,250 --> 00:20:11,990
No, I did that for us.

465
00:20:12,357 --> 00:20:14,562
So we never have
to see each other again.

466
00:20:14,762 --> 00:20:16,264
[♪♪ romantic music plays]

467
00:20:21,242 --> 00:20:22,677
[Greg moans]

468
00:20:25,182 --> 00:20:26,351
God, I hate your facial hair.

469
00:20:26,484 --> 00:20:28,022
-I hate your scent.
-[pants]

470
00:20:28,488 --> 00:20:30,594
[both moaning]

471
00:20:31,762 --> 00:20:33,967
Fuck me on this table,
and then I never want
to see you again.

472
00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:35,136
Okay.

473
00:20:35,436 --> 00:20:37,173
[both moaning]

474
00:20:38,309 --> 00:20:42,952
Look, Anton, you're
a great member of this team,
but we are concerned

475
00:20:43,019 --> 00:20:46,993
about your future here
in the wake of
your outburst on Monday.

476
00:20:47,026 --> 00:20:48,963
Hmm? Outburst?

477
00:20:49,297 --> 00:20:50,601
I don't... I think
there's been a mistake.

478
00:20:50,767 --> 00:20:52,604
I-I was not here on Monday.

479
00:20:53,038 --> 00:20:54,374
I was, um, sick.

480
00:20:54,508 --> 00:20:56,679
Maybe you're mistaking me
for Christine.

481
00:20:58,348 --> 00:21:00,554
We have similar eyes.

482
00:21:00,854 --> 00:21:03,760
Okay, listen,
it gives me no joy
to say this, but--

483
00:21:03,827 --> 00:21:06,699
Okay, wait, wait, wait.
Sorry. Um...

484
00:21:07,701 --> 00:21:10,405
I tried really hard
to be perfect here.

485
00:21:11,942 --> 00:21:13,245
But I screwed up.

486
00:21:13,445 --> 00:21:14,549
I made a really bad,

487
00:21:14,915 --> 00:21:19,658
really embarrassing mistake,
and it was unprofessional,

488
00:21:20,325 --> 00:21:23,966
and I was out of line,
and I'm-I'm-I'm so sorry.

489
00:21:29,010 --> 00:21:32,016
Well, we appreciate
you taking responsibility.

490
00:21:35,322 --> 00:21:37,995
I don't think we need
to escalate this any further.

491
00:21:38,062 --> 00:21:39,363
Do we all agree?

492
00:21:40,465 --> 00:21:44,006
Wait, sorry, um,
I get to keep my job?

493
00:21:45,475 --> 00:21:46,846
Thank you so much.

494
00:21:46,979 --> 00:21:48,683
Thank you.
Thank you, thank you.

495
00:21:48,750 --> 00:21:51,723
-If there's anything else
I can do--
-Sorry, Issa--

496
00:21:52,089 --> 00:21:54,194
-This is a private meeting.
-[Issa] I know, Barb,

497
00:21:54,260 --> 00:21:56,765
but I have
something to say to Anton,
and I'm afraid it can't wait.

498
00:21:57,299 --> 00:21:58,736
I love you.

499
00:21:59,872 --> 00:22:01,274
Issa, no. No.

500
00:22:01,341 --> 00:22:04,080
[bleeps]

501
00:22:04,113 --> 00:22:06,084
[all gasping]

502
00:22:14,902 --> 00:22:16,170
[door closes]

503
00:22:16,437 --> 00:22:18,643
I think now is a good time
to tell you I'm gay.

504
00:22:18,710 --> 00:22:20,747
[♪♪ upbeat music plays]

505
00:22:20,813 --> 00:22:25,590
So, that's how
I sacrificed my job
to save Anton's.

506
00:22:25,723 --> 00:22:28,362
Yeah, you totally did it.
All you.

507
00:22:29,096 --> 00:22:30,700
And you know, honestly,
I get it now.

508
00:22:30,767 --> 00:22:32,303
It's true what they say.
Work will set you free.

509
00:22:32,370 --> 00:22:34,207
-Cheers.
-Oh, no, you can't say that.

510
00:22:34,274 --> 00:22:36,144
-Not cheers-ing that.
Not cheers-ing that.
-Why? That's Gandhi.

511
00:22:36,444 --> 00:22:37,982
-[Samir] No, that's Hitler.
-[Issa] What?

512
00:22:38,048 --> 00:22:39,585
Actually there's this guy,
Michael, that I work with.

513
00:22:39,751 --> 00:22:41,488
-He's 6'1".
-That's tall.

514
00:22:41,556 --> 00:22:44,260
But you know what?
I think my heart
is still healing from Greg.

515
00:22:44,427 --> 00:22:46,198
-Mmm.
-Thank you though.

516
00:22:46,198 --> 00:22:47,968
You're really good at this.

517
00:22:49,203 --> 00:22:51,307
-Fucking Peoria.
-I know, right?

518
00:22:51,374 --> 00:22:53,345
-So far. Long-distance
relationships, man.
-Yeah.

519
00:22:53,412 --> 00:22:54,515
[Paul] Anton.

520
00:22:54,748 --> 00:22:56,552
Anton, I did it.

521
00:22:56,719 --> 00:22:59,457
I made it through
my terrible work week
and I normalized the C-word.

522
00:22:59,558 --> 00:23:00,794
-Two for the price of one.
-Wait, what? What?

523
00:23:00,860 --> 00:23:02,096
What are you talking about?

524
00:23:02,129 --> 00:23:03,365
Okay.

525
00:23:03,867 --> 00:23:05,803
-Boom.
-What is a hill
you're willing to die on?

526
00:23:05,870 --> 00:23:08,843
I think you should be able
to say "cunt" in the workplace.

527
00:23:08,910 --> 00:23:10,212
-[Issa] Wow.
-[Billie] Wow, you--

528
00:23:10,212 --> 00:23:11,849
-Oh, my God.
-You said it.

529
00:23:11,916 --> 00:23:13,953
-You punched it, hard C.
-[Paul] Uh-huh. Yep,

530
00:23:14,020 --> 00:23:16,826
and it felt real bad
in my mouth, but I said it.

531
00:23:17,226 --> 00:23:19,532
Paul Baker, thank you.

532
00:23:19,599 --> 00:23:20,900
You're welcome.

533
00:23:21,802 --> 00:23:23,639
[clears throat]

534
00:23:23,773 --> 00:23:26,512
Yeah. Hey, if you guys
like that one, just wait
till you see all the others.

535
00:23:26,712 --> 00:23:28,181
-What?
-All the others?

536
00:23:28,783 --> 00:23:31,254
-Oh, yeah, I got busy.
-[♪♪ "Wut I Gotta Fix?!"
playing]

537
00:23:31,522 --> 00:23:33,358
Hey, everybody. For today's
very special episode,

538
00:23:33,425 --> 00:23:35,329
-we are here with Paul Baker.
-Hi.

539
00:23:35,830 --> 00:23:37,801
-What is your favorite color?
-Green.

540
00:23:37,968 --> 00:23:39,337
-Favorite animal?
-Monkeys.

541
00:23:39,403 --> 00:23:40,740
-What's your favorite word?
-Cunt.

542
00:23:40,907 --> 00:23:43,345
-What? Um...
-Cunt.

543
00:23:43,646 --> 00:23:45,182
What's your biggest turn on?

544
00:23:45,449 --> 00:23:49,758
-Beautiful smile,
great teeth, great cunt.
-Oh.

545
00:23:49,992 --> 00:23:51,327
I love this song.

546
00:23:51,394 --> 00:23:53,632
This is "Cunts Coming to Town"
by the Cunt Makers.

547
00:23:53,733 --> 00:23:56,004
This is the worst anyone's
ever done on this show.

548
00:23:57,874 --> 00:24:00,245
-Cunt. Yeah!
-Okay, Paul Baker,
you ate that.

549
00:24:00,245 --> 00:24:01,649
So, Kyle, who is this man?

550
00:24:01,782 --> 00:24:03,319
Who is this adult man
on my show?

551
00:24:03,451 --> 00:24:04,588
Shouldn't we be
interviewing kids?

552
00:24:04,721 --> 00:24:06,625
-Just say cunt.
-Stop. Cunt. Cut. Sorry.

553
00:24:06,692 --> 00:24:08,763
♪♪ What I gotta fix ♪♪

554
00:24:10,767 --> 00:24:12,504
♪♪ What I gotta fix ♪♪

555
00:24:14,808 --> 00:24:16,612
♪♪ What I gotta fix ♪♪

556
00:24:18,716 --> 00:24:20,319
♪♪ What I gotta fix ♪♪

557
00:24:21,488 --> 00:24:24,493
♪♪ If I'm not broken
What I gotta fix ♪♪

558
00:24:26,699 --> 00:24:28,234
♪♪ What I gotta fix ♪♪